If you like bacon, then boy, do we have the girl for you.
According to the Daily Mail, a Czech woman whose vagina was so small that she couldn’t have sex no longer has that problem thanks to reconstructive surgery and pig intestine.
The poor woman had been suffering from a condition known as scleroderma, in which the areas of skin around her vagina hardened and thickened, causing her “vaginal opening to contract” and “making its sexual function harder.”
So, the woman recently traveled to the University Hospital in Pizen to undergo a groundbreaking procedure to correct her problem. Doctors had previously used pig intestine to widen narrow bladders in human beings, but using it to reconstruct a woman’s vagina was going to be a first.
After making an incision to “enlarge the narrowed area,” doctors used a mesh made of pig intestine to widen the walls of the woman’s vagina. Over time, the doctors expect the woman will create her own human tissue and her body will absorb what they referred to as the “pig net.”
In a related story, I’ll be giving up pork for Lent, and it shouldn’t be too much of a problem.
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