Say ‘I Love You’ This Valentine’s Day With These Chocolate Buttholes

February 11, 2015

(Scroll to the bottom for the NSFW video of how the chocolate buttholes are made.)

Or, if you don’t have a lover this weekend, it’s a fun way to tell somebody to eat your ass. Literally.

According to Cosmopolitan, a UK company called Edible Anus is giving you the opportunity to purchase boxes of chocolate poop chutes for your loved ones this Valentine’s Day.

For just a little more than $55, you can send your significant other five boxes of chocolate brown stars this holiday season that consist of “rings of succulent chocolate cast” that were “crafted from the posterior” of their “stunning butt model.”

Bad news, however, for chocolate butthole fans living in America. Due to the huge amount of love for the “Great British Anus,” you won’t be able to purchase one for your sweetheart for this Valentine’s Day. But hey, Easter is right around the corner, guys.

The rest of their chocolate balloon knots are going fast, but don’t worry. If the company runs out of those, there are plenty of poo cards, T-shirts and even a $420 glass anus available, which actually sounds like a hell of gift to send to your nagging mother-in-law.

Or are you a “brief jerky” kind of guy instead? The 10 Weirdest Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

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