They say honesty is the best policy. Well, except when you get busted slinging dope.
According to NBC Miami, some clown in West Palm Beach decided to list “drug dealer” as his occupation on an arrest report after he was arrested for — wait for it — dealing drugs.
Police said Robert Phillips nearly caused a crash when the stolen car he was driving cut in front of an unmarked squad car. Officers decided to follow Phillips and in the process, witnessed him make a “drug transaction.”
More officers were called to the scene, and Phillips hightailed it out of there. When police eventually caught up with him, they found 22 grams of heroin, 5.3 grams of crack cocaine and $2,316 in cold, hard cash.
Back at the cop shop, Phillips was instructed to fill out an arrest report and in the box labeled “Occupation,” the 25-year-old decided to write “drug dealer,” which would have been OK if dealing drugs was legal.
Who knows? Maybe he just didn’t know how to spell “pharmacist.”
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