On second thought, walking into a prison and duping the guards with the promise of sex and then drugging their whiskey doesn’t seem like such a terrible plan after all.
According to the New York Daily News, three women dressed in dominatrix costumes walked into a Brazilian prison last week and helped 28 inmates escape when they drugged the guards who thought the women were there to bring them sexual pleasure.
After the guards passed out, the women “stripped and handcuffed the men, stole the master keys and unlocked every cell.”
“From the moment they drank the whiskey, the agents don’t remember a thing,” the police chief said. “One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn’t even be questioned.”
Despite having the ability to “leave through the front door,” one inmate was apparently so damn stupid that he was apprehended a short while later “drunkenly toting a stolen rifle nearby” while another got pinched after crashing a stolen pickup truck.
In a related story, there are currently two movies in heavy rotation on late night Cinemax with pretty much the same plot line.
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