According to The Smoking Gun, a 33-year-old Aliquippa woman was charged with drunk driving, reckless driving, open lewdness, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct last week after her 2003 Chevrolet Malibu struck another vehicle before coming to a complete stop at an intersection.
When police approached Justine King’s crappy car, they noticed the airbags had deployed. Upon telling her that she had just hit another vehicle, King denied it and said she lived “around the corner” and was just picking up her boyfriend.
It was around the time of that denial that police also noticed King wasn’t wearing any pants – or panties, for that matter – and that she was straddling an open empty bottle of Black Velvet Whisky. Officers instructed King to put her pants back on, as they could see them underneath the pedals on the driver’s side floor. King refused and attempted to convince the officers that she left home without any pants on.
The officers were having none of it and were forced to pull King from her Malibu, but she wasn’t going down without a fight. Once police finally restrained her and put her in the back of a squad car, King kicked out the back window while “continuously banging her head off the inside of the window panel.”
In a related story, Black Velvet Whisky is apparently some really good shit.
This sounds just a tad sexier: Florida Woman Gets Out of Truck, Performs Half-Naked Yoga in Road
