British Guy on Train Uses Twitter to Get Toilet Paper for His ‘Large Poo’

January 7, 2015

People use Twitter for different reasons. Some folks use it as a form of comedy while some athletes use it to favorite porn sites, but rarely do you see it used as a way to get your hands on some emergency toilet paper.

According to BuzzFeed, that’s exactly what a 16-year-old vlogger did last month on a Virgin train traveling from London to Glasgow when he realized there was no toilet paper in the bathroom where he had just dropped a massive deuce.

I’ve just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help.

– Adam (@AdamPlaysYT) December 2, 2014

Luckily for Adam Greenwood and the rest of the people sitting in his general vicinity, a Virgin staff member monitoring the company’s Twitter feed saw the post, asked him which coach car he was riding in and had a roll of TP sent to the man in need.

Thanks so much! @VirginTrains ️ pic.twitter.com/kvQDtAZCKy

– Adam (@AdamPlaysYT) December 2, 2014

Hey, at least now we know what to do the next time the train’s bar runs out of Grolsch.

Twitter was a bad idea for these guys: The Most Embarrassing Sexual Tweets by Famous Athletes

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.