No word if she passed “Go” on her way to the clink.
According to CBS Boston, a 21-year-old Hooksett woman went directly to jail late Sunday night after she allegedly slapped the shit out of her boyfriend during a game of “Monopoly” that was obviously taken a little too seriously.
Police say they responded to a report of a domestic disturbance just before midnight. When they arrived, Alyssa Ferraro told them she “open-hand slapped” her boyfriend in the face during an intense game of “Monopoly.”
Even though the boyfriend was not seriously hurt, Ferraro was still taken downtown and charged with domestic violence-related simple assault. She was released on $2,000 bail, but there was no word of how many of her properties she had to mortgage to pay for it.
It’s also unknown what the boyfriend did that warranted an open-hand slap from Ferraro, but we’re guessing it was either saying the bank puts 500 bucks in the pot and you get it when you land on Free Parking, or the fact that he bought St. Charles Avenue despite not owning any other purple properties.
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