Their government might be as stable as Amanda Bynes, but hey, at least when you get on a bus in Egypt, you’ll find peace in knowing that your driver is not hopped up on opium.
According to UPI,
Egypt’s Public Transportation Authority administers drug tests to its employees, and one male bus driver’s recent test revealed the good news of his body being free of habituates. However, the dude was miraculously pregnant.
After the man’s test revealed a pregnancy, officials obviously became suspicious and confronted him about the authenticity of his urine sample. When the man assured them the cup of pee was in fact his, they responded, “Congratulations, you’re pregnant!”
The driver eventually broke down and admitted that he had submitted a sample of his wife’s piss instead of his own and was unaware that she had a bun in the oven.
We’re not sure what the guy had in his system, but it had to be something serious enough that it forced him to ask his wife for a sample of her urine. No word on what he’ll do next, but who knows? Maybe they don’t drug test rickshaw drivers and he can make some extra scratch before the kid arrives.
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