You’ll hear stories about marriages that were doomed from the start, but this one really puts the “short” in “short-lived.”
According to the Mirror, a Spanish woman in Valencia recently gave birth to a child who suffers from dwarfism and eventually confessed that the kid was a result of the sexual intercourse she had with a dwarf stripper on at her bachelorette party.
The woman’s husband was under the impression the child was his until his wife broke down and confessed after birthing a dwarf. Even the woman’s closest friends and family members had no idea that a dwarf took her to pound town the night of her “hen” party.
No word if the husband plans on sticking around and giving the marriage a second chance, or if he’ll bolt and let his bride live the rest of her life with her little reminder that she should have just stuck with a crown, penis straws and “Suck for a Buck” that night.
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