Intelligent design can design some pretty unintelligently designed animals. According to Darwin, natural selection rewards life best equipped to handle environmental pressures. Sometimes, however, evolution craps the bed. These are examples of nature coming up short, or at least coming up with pretty good ways to appease God’s voyeuristic sense of humor.
Komondor Dog
“I make some pretty legendary dingleberries, kids.”
Emperor Tamarin
“I mustache you a question … do you have a razor?”
Aye-Aye
“In retrospect, that second face lift was a terrible idea.”
Tarsier
“I always look shocked, because I’m surprised I’m an actual living thing.”
Blob Fish
“I live 3,000 feet below because I’m an abomination.”
Naked Mole Rat
“I have the skin of a 100-year-old man and the teeth of Amy Winehouse.”
Penis Snake
“Hey ladies, I’m hung like … well, myself.”
Bald Uakari
“Someone, quick, give me aloe vera.”
Angora Rabbit
“I work better than a ShamWow.”
Sphynx Cat
“The next person who says I look like Mr. Bigglesworth will have their soul torn out by my eyes.”
African Shoebill
“Who’s got beef?”
Watusi Bull
