You do a lot of stupid stuff when you’re 15 years old, like asking out the hottest girl in school even though she’s taller than you or getting your penis stuck in the swimming pool suction fitting during a dare gone wrong. Hey, it happens.
But a New Jersey teenager is lucky to be alive after falling 30 feet from a high school’s zip line because he used his T-shirt as a harness instead of the necessary equipment.
According to Gawker, the teen was playing soccer with some friends when he noticed the zip line. Those “friends” helped him climb a tree that housed one end of the zip line, and he attempted to make his way to the other end using just his extra T-shirt.
Naturally, the T-shirt became stuck on the line, and he couldn’t move in either direction. His “friends” convinced him to jump because they would catch him, but that didn’t work out too well either.
Wow. We highly recommend watching that again solely because that CBS New York news anchor is a smoking hottie.
When it’s not you hitting the ground, it’s hysterical: Homemade Zip Line Fail Results in Pain, Funny Noises
