Gary Kiehne might be the conservative candidate for Arizona’s 1st Congressional District, but there is nothing conservative about the horse in the background of a flyer that was recently mailed out to the district’s voters.
Via Uproxx, the flyer features Kiehne sporting a cowboy hat and talking to two guys as they stand around the back of a pickup truck. Yeah, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out Kiehne’s position on gun control.
But it’s the massive gun a horse is carrying on his underbelly in the background that makes this flyer perhaps the funniest piece of political literature of all time:
Washington might be broken, but that horse’s dick sure isn’t.
Who knows? Maybe Gary Kiehne is subliminally telling his potential constituents that if he isn’t carrying a big enough stick to repeal Obamacare, lower taxes, and keep Arizona’s border with Mexico secure, his horse definitely is.
Hey, at least he didn’t cut that thing off and try to sell it to his constituents as a meal: Texas Supermarket Tried to Sell Bull Penis as Human Food
