Virginia Man Who May or May Not Be Running for Congress Offers $100K for Kendall Jones Nudie Pics

By Tommy Gimler

Whether or not he’s actually running for Congress is important, as there is a fine line between trying to whip up a few votes as the election nears, and simply being a perverted old man.

According to The Examiner, Virginia Democrat Mike Dickinson has offered a $100 thousand reward for naked pictures or sex tapes of Kendall Jones, the Texas Tech cheerleader/hunter who has recently been in the news for tweeting pictures of the big game animals she has killed.

Dickinson isn’t even on the ballot in Virginia’s 7th Congressional District because he didn’t file in time to be a candidate. But that hasn’t stopped him from saying he’s running as a Democrat, and he’s been on a Twitter rampage bashing Jones for her hobby and looking to get some kind of Kendall Jones smut:

Not surprisingly, Dickinson has had his share of critics, and he’s gladly answered them on his Twitter page:



Funny? Sure. But any chance Dickinson had at being elected for anything other than the head of Hustler has probably gone down the crapper.

Maybe Dickinson should just check out these pics instead: The 100 Sexiest Twitter Pics

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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