And from the looks of things, he was probably able to hide quite a bit of it.
According to UPI, a Florida man was initially stopped by an Indian River County Sheriff’s Deputy last week for having illegal window tints on his Mercury. But after the way things quickly spiraled out of control, we’re pretty sure the illegal window tints are the least of his worries.
That’s because police say 37-year-old Henry Chambliss not only gave them the fake name of “Kevin Holloway” when they asked for identification, but he was also driving with a license that was “no good.”
And the party didn’t stop there.
Once Chambliss gave police his real name, they discovered he also had a warrant out for violating his probation. A search of his crappy car then turned up crack rocks and a soda can that was being used as a crack pipe, which Chambliss said was “most likely his wife’s.”
Upon finding out that he would be X-rayed at the local jail, Chambliss admitted that he also had “a baggie in his butt crack that contained drugs.”
Yup. That guy was apparently married.
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