We should call pickup lines what they really are: lies. You know you’re not going to give her the best sex of her life or whatever terrible lines you come up with. You’re going to desperately try to get her number or to take her home by hiding everything about you for as long as possible. Let’s put all of the façades aside and start trying out some honest, realistic pickup lines. They probably won’t work, but if they do, your date will know exactly what they’re getting into.
