Two Guys With a Six-Pack Help Save a Woman From Vicious Dog Attack

Here’s as good as any reason not to scorn somebody for buying a six-pack of beer on Good Friday.

According to the Brisbane Times, a father and son are being hailed as heroes after using their fists and a six-pack of Victoria Bitter to fend off a dog who was “basically chewing a lady’s face off.”

Justin Innes and his son Jacob were walking to a dinner on Good Friday in Sans Souchi, Australia with their sixer of VB when they stumbled upon a dog viciously attacking a 90-year-old woman. The elder Innes jumped in and began hitting the dog with his fists but to no avail, so he told his son to throw him a can to use as a weapon. When that didn’t work, his son began whaling away on the dog with the rest of the six-pack.

The dog eventually went after the two men, and they were able to wrestle it into a nearby house and lock it inside. The woman was rushed to hospital but is expected to survive after undergoing surgery to her head.

Meanwhile, the Innes family could be the funniest heroes of 2014 after leaving us with quotes like, “I got bitten on my left inner thigh. Thank God it was a bit lower. I’ve already got kids though, so I’m all right.”

Not to be outdone by his father, Jacob told reporters, “My dad was a bit upset because it was his six-pack. I said, it’s all good, I’ll buy him a case.”

Surprisingly, a six-pack is not the strangest weapon of the year: New Mexico Woman Arrested for Beating Her Mom With a Vibrator

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