Continuing our week-long exploration of our minor dessentions with our friends at Maxim over the magazine's 2013 Hot 100 List, here is where we start wading into the dangerous waters.
Yesterday, we tackled the Top 20 Most Underrated Women on Maxim's list. But today, it's time to get real … real honest.
So here is CraveOnline's list of the Top 20 Most Overrated Women on the list.
Disagree? Disagree — with venom? Let us know!
[Editor’s Note: The views expressed by Craig Harcourt are his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of everyone here at CraveOnline. In fact, we think he’s kinda drunk on some of these. Except the ones where he’s dead-on right. You be the judge of which is which.]
Crave Remix: More Maxim Hot 100 List Critiques:
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Top 20 Snubs on Maxim Hot 100 List
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Top 20 Most Underrated Women on Maxim Hot 100 List
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Top 20 Stale Picks on the 2013 Maxim Hot 100 List
Overrated of the 2013 Maxim Hot 100 List
Maxim put out their annual Hot 100 list ... but we've got a few issues with the rankings! So here's Crave's take on the most overrated women on the list.
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99. Ashley Sky
Ashley Sky. Picked from literally thousands of models because she's active on social media? Thanks, but no thanks. Frankley, we'd rather see Anja Rubik on this list.
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98. Rebecca Mader
Rebecca Mader was the least hot woman on "Lost." How she broke onto this list at all likely has to do with islands and smoke monsters.
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93. Lynsi Torres
When did we decide to throw businesswomen a bone on this list? Hot? Not so much, say the thousands of way hotter women likely working at In-N-Outs around the nation.
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86. Rocsi Diaz
Apparently if you are hot enough for ET, you're hot enough for this list. She should thank her makeup artists and wardrobe people.
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85. Aubrey Plaza
Sure we have a soft spot for this "Parks & Recreation"/Scott Pilgrim girl, but hot? Maybe cute ... but in that way that you have to think your cousin is cute so you have a chance of thinking your family has good-looking genes.
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72. Jessica Chastain
Maxim apparently needed to have one redhead on the list to look diverse. Way to win that lottery, Jessica Chastain.
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67. Brittney Palmer
An MMA ring girl? Really? The girls from Low Rider Magazine and JET all wanted us to say "Hi."
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58. Amber Heard
Amber Heard was one spot ahead of Brooklyn Decker on Maxim's list. Overrated? We'll say.
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55. Rachel McAdams
Dear Rachel McAdams, we're tired of seeing you in every Nicholas Sparks-like movie and romantic comedy. We get it, you're hot for comedic actresses. But not here.
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51. Brittany Snow
Quite frankly, we were stunned to see Brttany Snow on this list. Hot? Not even on "American Dreams." Hotter than half the women on this list? Not even in your dreams.
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44. Sarah Hyland
This one is just a matter of taste. We're sending you back to the minors, kid. You'll be sexualized enough by Hollywood when you actually reach adulthood (never mind that you're 22).
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43. Jordana Brewster
Note to Maxim: Skinny as a rail is not necessarily hot. Seriously, Jordana Brewster has no body to speak of and without the Fast and Furious franchise ... wait a minute, did the marketing people for Fast & Furious 6 talk to you, Maxim?
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42. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Once again, skinny is not necessarily hot. And definitely not hot when the biggest measurement you have is your lips. Pass.
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38. Zoe Saldana
Zoe Saldana. You're hot. You're just not No. 38 hot.
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37. Amanda Seyfried
Even we have to admit -- Amanda Seyfried has a rocking body. (See the movie Chloe if that's unclear for you.) But the odd proportions of her face don't get her to No. 37 on our list. I realize I'm out on a limb here -- feel free to fire away.
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32. Kaley Cuoco
I feel confident saying she's the most overrated woman on this list. Odd face. Odd body type. But I guess if you're nerd-hot, that should count for something. (Pssst. It doesn't.)
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26. Demi Lovato
So if eating disorders give you a thin body, that gets you on this list? Sorry, but if PEDs keep you out of baseball's Hall of Fame, eating disorders (at least, public ones) should keep you off the Maxim list.
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20. Megan Fox
Really? Megan Fox? She's probably mad she's not no. 1 on this list. Overexposed. Undertalented. Is there anything less hot? Or is she on this list because Maxim REALLY wants to see her naked just to end the speculation. Pity vote then.
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16. Olivia Wilde
Once again, we have to admit Olivia Wilde is beautiful. But no. 16 of the hottest 100 women? Not even on "The Grid," fellas (where Beau Garrett was way hotter).
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15. Scarlett Johansson
Seriously, just go away. Some "hacked" (right) cell phone photos don't make you hotter than 84 other women. Nor does a spandex suit. Trust us.
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