Are you part of the Dom Squad? For over a year now, college pinhead Dom Mazzetti (a character created by Mike & Gian Comedy) has been mouthing off on YouTube about topics ranging from the economy to “being fresh.” Here are 10 videos about one of his favorite subjects: chicks. Specifically, how to bang them:
Texting
Lying to girls to get them to sleep with you? There’s an app for that. “Messages.”
Spring Break
That looks more like a pool sausage party.
Sex
It’s also smart to throw chairs out the window, so she has to sit on your lap.
Bad Hook Ups
I make it my business never to trust guys named Smoosh.
Single Girls
I don’t think he knows the more popular meaning of the term “sexual predator.”
Drunk Girls
Girls just wanna have fun… and get f***ing wasted.
The Friend Zone
There’s no hotter date spot than Chipotle in the afternoon.
Prom Weekend
He’s like a prom ghost that hangs around his old school forever. Foreeeeeveeeeer!
Break Ups
Most fairy tales begin with Red Lobster and fingering.
Porn
That’s a very important flow chart.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
