I was gonna write about how Tina Fey said we should all stress eat cake to fight white supremacy and racism, but liberal white ladies have been doing that for aw while and I don’t want to start and be accused of cultural appropriation. Besides, they’re great at. Nothing quite says neoliberalism quite like, “let them eat cake”. Anyway, here’s about Amber Heard/Elon Musk story that I know you were dying to know about. It comes from Star (via Cele|bitchy). Apparently Amber Heard lies a lot.
Elon Musk said he and Amber Heard split up because of the “distance,” but sources claim it was close encounters of the come-hither kind that sealed her fate. “Elon caught Amber in countless lies. She would tell him she was having a quiet night in when she was actually out clubbing,” says a source, adding that Amber didn’t act like she had a boyfriend while she was in Australia. “But Amber would always drop Elon’s name when she went shopping.” Friends did try to warn Musk that Johnny Depp’s ex-wife was a golddigger dressed in hand-me-downs. “Elon had to learn that the hard way,” says the pal. “He couldn’t see it at first, but Amber was just using him.”
Amber Heard likes wealthy white men and not so wealthy white women depending on the mood she’s in, so maybe she’s trying to tear down the patriarchy by making them go insane or having a judge make them donate all their money to charity? Noble, but that seem overly complicated.
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #1
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Actress Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #2
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium celebrating the 10th Anniversary held at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #3
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #4
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium celebrating the 10th Anniversary held at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #5
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #6
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard attends The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary - Arrivals at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Crotty/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #7
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard attends The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary - Arrivals at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by David Crotty/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #8
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Actress Amber Heard attends Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN 10th Anniversary celebration presented by The Art of Elysium at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/Getty Images for Fashion Media)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #9
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Actress Amber Heard attends Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN 10th Anniversary celebration presented by The Art of Elysium at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/Getty Images for Fashion Media)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #10
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Actress Amber Heard attends Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN 10th Anniversary celebration presented by The Art of Elysium at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/Getty Images for Fashion Media)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #11
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium celebrating the 10th Anniversary held at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #12
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium celebrating the 10th Anniversary held at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #13
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium celebrating the 10th Anniversary held at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Tran/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #14
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Actress Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #15
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Actress Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #16
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #17
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #18
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #19
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Actress Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Elon Musk Lies #20
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 07: Actress Amber Heard arrives at The Art of Elysium presents Stevie Wonder's HEAVEN - Celebrating the 10th Anniversary at Red Studios on January 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
