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Kylie Jenner technically turns 20 today, but this version of Kylie is more like 4, because she’s rebooted more than Spider-Man. Khloe is a failed franchise and Kim and Kourtney have aged out of the Kris Jenner Extended Thot Universe, so it’s basically up to Kylie and Kendall to keep Kris from having to get Pappa John’s to appear in every episode for those product placement dollars. Anyway, happy birthday, Kylie. You’re doing amazing, sweetie.
