Kate Upton, who recently told black people what they should be angry about, went full on Kanye megaton on Twitter last after the Baseball Writers’ Association of America didn’t give her fiancée, Justin Verlander, the Cy Young Award. Like, she legit had a meltdown. Let’s witness it all again.
Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn’t have him on their ballot?
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 16, 2016
He had the majority of 1st place votes and 2 writers didn’t have him on their ballots?!! can you pick more out of touch people to vote?@MLB
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 16, 2016
Just FYI, she’s talking to Rick Porcello. The dude who won. He was Verlander’s teammate for 5 years in Detroit. Then he realized he was playing in Detroit and signed with the Boston Red Sox.
Sorry Rick but you didn’t get any 1st place votes? you didn’t win. #ByeFelicia @MLB keep up with the times and fire those writers
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 16, 2016
Then she floated a conspiracy theory:
@LAPatriot @MLB how many 2nd place votes? huh? he lost to Justin in 1st place votes. If Tampa bay writers weren’t paid off…
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 17, 2016
The she got into arguments with people and called them idiots, but used “your” twice:
@WillBrabrook @MLB he got less 1st place votes then justin. Your the only idiot here buddy
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 17, 2016
@Pete_BBS oh your cute… check the stats boo justin won in first place votes
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) November 17, 2016
I was going to write this long thing to explain why she’s still dumb, but this pretty much explains it.
Kate Upton is like an 18-year-old who just learned what the electoral college is.
— jon greenberg (@jon_greenberg) November 17, 2016
In keeping with my Kate Upton posts tradition, here’s the Cat Daddy video.
#tbt when she thought Verlander was gonna win the Cy Young.
Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #1
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2016 held at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills Featuring: Kate Upton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2016 held at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills Featuring: Kate Upton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2016 held at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills Featuring: Kate Upton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2016 held at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills Featuring: Kate Upton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2016 held at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills Featuring: Kate Upton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
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Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2016 held at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills Featuring: Kate Upton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
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Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2016 held at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills Featuring: Kate Upton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
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Kate Upton attending the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 29 Feb 2016 Credit: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Kate Upton attending the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 29 Feb 2016 Credit: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #13
Kate Upton attending the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 29 Feb 2016 Credit: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Kate Upton attending the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 29 Feb 2016 Credit: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #15
Kate Upton attending the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 29 Feb 2016 Credit: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #16
Kate Upton attending the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. Where: Hollywood, California, United States When: 29 Feb 2016 Credit: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #17
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #21
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #23
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #24
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #25
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Kate Upton attends the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton Vanity Fair 2016 #50
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 28: Model Kate Upton arrives at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
