“Not worth it.” – whoever this old man is
You’d think Amber Heard‘s lawyers, Samantha F. Spector and Joseph P. Koenig, would be happy about getting $8M for their client without her ever filing a police report, sitting down for a deposition, or testifying at a hearing, but they just couldn’t shut up.
“We are very pleased that this matter has been settled and Amber has been vindicated in the Court of Public Opinion. The case was incredibly challenging and demanding on everyone involved, but mostly on Amber who showed great grace and strength under fire. It was an honor to represent her.”
Now, I’m not a lawyer, but I probably wouldn’t have revealed my entire game plan until after the $8M check cleared. Has it cleared yet? I guess not.
Later in the day, Spector fully retracted the comment in a statement released to ET. Spector said that the earlier comments were “made without the knowledge or approval of Amber Heard.” “The statement is untrue and we retract it, without qualification. My assertion that Amber Heard has been vindicated in the court of public opinion is not true,” Spector’s statement continued. “We regret the error and apologize to Johnny Depp.”
Oh I’m sure you do, Samantha. Totally. Hopefully that check clears now. Here’s the thing, we all know domestic isn’t a joke and should be taken fucking seriously, since over 50% of mass shootings happen when a dude with a handgun decides to take himself and the woman unlucky enough to be in a relationship with him out. But you can see why you shouldn’t mention the Amber Heard case the next time yet another victim of domestic goes unheard. It should be “Unheard” like I just said. Boom. Killin it today! #unheard
Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #1
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #2
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #3
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #4
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard attends the 'Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology' Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #6
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #7
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #8
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #9
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #10
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard leaves the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum Of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #11
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #12
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #13
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #14
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #15
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #16
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard attends the 'Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology' Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #17
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #18
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #19
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #20
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #21
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard leaves the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum Of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #22
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #23
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #24
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #25
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #26
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/FilmMagic)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #27
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard attends the 'Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology' Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #28
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard attends the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #29
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #30
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #31
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #32
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Actress Amber Heard leaves the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum Of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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Amber Heard Johnny Depp Divorce #33
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Amber Heard arrives for the "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
