Tyga Is Banging Demi Rose Now

A photo posted by Demi Rose (@demirosemawby) on May 7, 2016 at 3:18pm PDT

Tyga and Kylie Jenner broke up earlier this month, because Tyga’s penis had to break the lease to get in Demi Rose. Congrats to Tyga on winning 2016’s Best Upgrade Award (Chris Evans wasn’t eligible for consideration), but I might need a moment to process this.

On to the next one! Tyga cozied up to lingerie model Demi Rose Mawby at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, May 19, following his recent split from Kylie Jenner…Tyga and Mawby were spotted leaving their hotel together, making their way to the hip-hop star’s after-hours gig at Gotha Club Cannes on Thursday night.

It just seems like yesterday that Demi Rose and I found each other. And it seems like this sentence will also include a link to a Demi Rose gallery. Life is funny like that. Kris Jenner tried to strike first, but I guess PartyNextDoor was the first one to reply to her text. I would be interested to see her strategy going forward. Maybe give Kylie’s face a third try. Not sure if the second one is working.