Hayek v Sarandon: Cannes Of Titties

Susan Sarandon walked around Cannes last week with her nipple just chillin, and if you’re an old lady who likes walking around with your nipple hanging out, France is probably the best place to do that. They love that kind of stuff over there. Seemingly the older the better. Then Salma Hayek showed up. Who I guess now is basically French. I think they both knew this was the 69th Cannes Film Festival. I see what you did there, ladies.

The Todd Film Festival would screen this scene every year. Possibly every hour on the hour.

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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Susan Sarandon, Salma Hayek Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: (L-R) Salma Hayek Pinault and Susan Sarandon attend the Kering And Cannes Film Festival Official Dinner at Place de la Castre on May 15, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Venturelli/Getty Images for Kering)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon attend the "Women in Motion" Prize Reception part of The 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 15, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/Mike Marsland/WireImage)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon attend the "Women in Motion" Prize Reception part of The 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 15, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/Mike Marsland/WireImage)
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Susan Sarandon, Salma Hayek Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Susan Sarandon, Salma Hayek Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Susan Sarandon Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Salma Hayek attends the "Women in Motion" Prize Reception part of The 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 15, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/Mike Marsland/WireImage)
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Susan Sarandon Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Susan Sarandon Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Salma Hayek attends the "Women in Motion" Prize Reception part of The 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 15, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/Mike Marsland/WireImage)
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Susan Sarandon Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Women in Motion Gala Awards - Arrivals Featuring: Salma Hayek Where: Cannes, France When: 15 May 2016 Credit: Pat Denton/WENN.com
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Gael Garcia Bernal, Salma Hayek, Diego Luna at the Women in Motion Gala Awards Ceremony, Cannes Film Festival 15/05/2016
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Gael Garcia Bernal, Salma Hayek, Diego Luna at the Women in Motion Gala Awards Ceremony, Cannes Film Festival 15/05/2016