Selena Gomez Stole Your Man, Katy Perry

Say what you want about pointy ears and blue contacts, but Orlando Bloom turned that into quality getting pussy for life even though they’ve ran out of Hobbit books.  He’s like a budget Leonardo DiCaprio, but Leonardo has never banged this. Orlando Bloom has. Katy Perry also calls him her boyfriend. I mean, probably not so much now since he banged Selena Gomez last week. You do you, Orlando. 

Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez found love in the club — for at least one night — when things got VERY physical in Las Vegas, and TMZ got pics of the hookup. It went down Friday night at Light in Mandalay Bay — Selena had the after-party for her Vegas concert there, and sources in the club tell us Orlando was a surprise, late addition to the party … and made a major impression when he got there. We’re told things got very “touchy feely” quickly before 23-year-old Selena and 39-year-old Orlando started neck-nuzzling and embracing in a booth. However, we’re told Selena absolutely went back to her room alone.

This also happened.

Yeah. 31 sounds about right. Selena Gomez is 23 and looks like this most of the time. Katy Perry is 31. She also wore this to the MET Gala. What was that about? That must have factored into Orlando Bloom’s decision here.