Beyonce Paid $60K To Keep Carter-Finley Stadium Open For An Extra Hour



Beyonce‘s Formation Tour hit Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh, NC last night and NC State and Peace College sororities almost put cynanide in their Diet Cokes when lightning storms hit. It would have been a tragic loss for weekends on Fayetteville St.

Luckily, Beyonce is very rich and no pearls or monogrammed baseball hats were left beside a suicide note.


Shoutout to Beyonce for keeping Harris Teeter in Cameron Village the best place to get sorority ass. Maybe somebody will erect a statue of her outside. Also, why isn’t “6 Inch” a single yet? Make it happen.

[ h/t Time ]

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