Wilmer Was Lying To You, Demi

So, before we get into this, remember in 2001 when Wilmer Valderrama dated Mandy Moore when he was 22 and she was 17? Or remember the time he dated Lindsay Lohan when she was 17 and he was 24? Oh, and remember when it was announced he dating Demi Lovato almost immediately after she turned 18 and he was 30? Ok, just checking. Demi can explain it better than I can:



Ok, so maybe she can’t. Demi is 23, so she probably won’t see the emotional manipulation coming util he dumps her for Bella Thorne or a Fanning sister that hasn’t been born yet, because a 30-year old dude doesn’t have “hesitations” about dating 17-year old girls since they’re usually banging chicks who are allowed in a bar. And by “waiting for you to get older” he meant “waiting for you to decide if you were gonna give up the ass or not so he can cancel his plans to hang out in the Nickelodeon parking lot later”.  I hope this helps. 

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