Giada De Laurentiis and her husband Todd Thompson are officially divorced after John Mayer ruined the sanctity of their marriage with his penis. Thompson gets half her shit and $9K in month in child support after having those titties for 11 years.
TMZ has obtained a copy of the final divorce judgment, which orders Giada to pay Todd $9k a month in child support. Todd gets their $3.2 million house in Pacific Palisades and $300,000 in art and furnishings. He also gets to keep his membership in the swanky Bel-Air Bay Club which overlooks the Pacific. Giada gets all rights to an untitled Italian cookbook and her production company, Linguine Pictures. She also gets all rights to GDL Foods, Inc. In other words, she gets to keep her brand. And get this … because there was no prenup, Giada must give Todd 50% of the unpaid advances to various cookbooks that are in the works, including a $2.5 million balance for Giada at Home/Weeknights with Giada, $2.3 million for Giada Feel Good Food, and $757,000 for Everyday Pasta/Giada’s Kitchen. They’re dividing up various bank accounts, with a total balance north of $2 million.
Some of my friends in LA say Giada De Laurentiis will bang pretty much anyone who isn’t her husband, so maybe the $9K a month was the cheaper way to go. Anyway, shout out to all the Todd’s out there making their dreams come true.
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Giada De Laurentiis
MIAMI BEACH, FL - FEBRUARY 21: Giada De Laurentiis presents at the Whole Foods Market Grand Tasting Village Featuring MasterCard Grand Tasting Tents & KitchenAid
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NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 06: Giada De Laurentiis attends the Go Red For Women - The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014 at The Theatre at Lincoln Center on February 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Paul Morigi/WireImage)
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Giada De Laurentiis
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 06: Celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis, wearing Carolina Herrera, walks the runway at Go Red For Women - The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show Made Possible By Macy's And SUBWAY Restaurants at The Theatre at Lincoln Center on February 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
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Giada De Laurentiis
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 06: Giada De Laurentiis attends The Red Dress Fashion Show during Fall 2014 Mercedes - Benz Fashion week on February 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Laura Cavanaugh/FilmMagic)
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Giada De Laurentiis
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 06: Giada De Laurentiis attends The Red Dress Fashion Show during Fall 2014 Mercedes - Benz Fashion week on February 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Laura Cavanaugh/FilmMagic)
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Giada De Laurentiis
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 06: Giada De Laurentiis attends The Red Dress Fashion Show during Fall 2014 Mercedes - Benz Fashion week on February 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Laura Cavanaugh/FilmMagic)
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the runway at Go Red For Women - The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show Made Possible By Macy's And SUBWAY Restaurants at The Theatre at Lincoln Center on February 6, 2014 in New York City.Featuring: Giada De LaurentiisWhere: New York, New York, United StatesWhen: 06 Feb 2014Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com
the runway at Go Red For Women - The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show Made Possible By Macy's And SUBWAY Restaurants at The Theatre at Lincoln Center on February 6, 2014 in New York City.
Featuring: Giada De Laurentiis
Where: New York, New York, United States
When: 06 Feb 2014
Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com -
the runway at Go Red For Women - The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show Made Possible By Macy's And SUBWAY Restaurants at The Theatre at Lincoln Center on February 6, 2014 in New York City.Featuring: Giada De LaurentiisWhere: New York, New York, United StatesWhen: 06 Feb 2014Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com
the runway at Go Red For Women - The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show Made Possible By Macy's And SUBWAY Restaurants at The Theatre at Lincoln Center on February 6, 2014 in New York City.
Featuring: Giada De Laurentiis
Where: New York, New York, United States
When: 06 Feb 2014
Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com
