Taylor Swift Is Probably Gonna Write A Whole Album About Miley Cyrus Now

In the September 2015 issue of Marie Claire, Miley Cyrus did a photoshoot and was asked some questions. She somehow managed to talk about doing LSD when asked about sexism, but most importantly, she was asked about Taylor Swift. In response, Taylor has a Tumblr post saved in drafts and is actively searching Etsy for the most passive aggressive stamp she can use to mail her hand-written letter to Miley. The stationery, I assume, has a matte printing of a girl kissing a horse in a meadow in the lower right hand corner. Taylor also wrote the letter in Burgues Script calligraphy font and is probably laced with lilac-scented arsenic.

On Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” video: “I don’t get the violence revenge thing. That’s supposed to be a good example? And I’m a bad role model because I’m running around with my titties out? I’m not sure how titties are worse than guns.”

I mean…chick has a point. When your whole girl power image is built on songs dragging dudes who didn’t want to date you anymore, the image kinda collapses on itself. Then when you get a group of women together just to bash another woman, then you just look kinda petty and dumb. Like when you report a Paul Walker meme to Facebook. Thanks for that btw, Paul Walker fan.