Diplo (real name Thomas Pentz) is an American DJ and rapper, so off top you pretty much know he’s a douche. So, of course, that means Katy Perry will let him get his penis near her vagina that abandoned Christ and his teachings. Katy Perry also hates Taylor Swift, so what better way to plant a shade tree than to tell Diplo to make fun of the chick who sold 1.5M albums in it’s first week while your album sold 51,000 when it came out? Unfortunately for Diplo, Lorde saw it.
@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we’re at it hm
— Lorde (@lordemusic) November 13, 2014
I guess you can’t blame Diplo for trying to keep his tiny penis in between Katy Perry’s rack at all costs, but maybe he should have used his million Twitter followers to support a better cause: fixing Katy Perry’s eye that looks like it’s floating in water. She probably uses a lot of sunscreen, because people would mistake her Forest Whitaker. Eye up here, Katy.
Lorde Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 World Premiere at Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Joe/WENN.com
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 World Premiere at Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Joe/WENN.com
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 World Premiere at Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Joe/WENN.com -
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay World Premiere held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals. Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay World Premiere held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals. Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com -
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay World Premiere held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals. Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay World Premiere held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals. Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com -
World Premiere of the Hunger Games : Mockingjay Part 1 held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Mario Mitsis/WENN.com
World Premiere of the Hunger Games : Mockingjay Part 1 held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Mario Mitsis/WENN.com -
World Premiere of the Hunger Games : Mockingjay Part 1 held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Mario Mitsis/WENN.com
World Premiere of the Hunger Games : Mockingjay Part 1 held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Mario Mitsis/WENN.com -
'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1' World Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com
'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1' World Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: London, United Kingdom When: 10 Nov 2014 Credit: Lia Toby/WENN.com
