You’d think with all the bad news we’ve been getting lately that some media outlets would make us forget all that for a minute, but Esquire is perpetuating the bad news by selecting Penelope Cruz as the Sexiest Woman Alive. I think they are unaware that it’s not 2001. I realize this is all subjective and that there’s a difference between beautiful and sexy. Like, I think Emma Watson is beautiful, but do I want to rip her clothes off an go down her against a counter? Not really. Is Nicky Whelan gonna make any Top 10 Most Beautiful Lists? Probably never, but would I get her pregnant by complete accident? Most definitely. Also, Penelope Cruz is 40, so this must be some lifetime achievement award.
