One of the inherent dangers of constantly telling a woman that she’s beautiful is, at some point, she’ll believe it then think she can do pretty much anything. So, I feel like I’m partly to blame for Miranda Kerr releasing a duet single called, “You’re The Boss” with some guy I don’t know. Not that she sounds awful, but the song was recorded by Elvis Presley and Ann Margaret, so I’m sure it’ll be a summer banger. She also calls the dude “Daddy” a bunch of times, and that’s there’s really nothing creepier than that except maybe a Bryan Singer voicemail.
