Country music is dumb, but enough people listen to it so they have their own awards show, so the hillbilly Source Awards were last night. Specifically, the 47th Annual CMA Awards. I only know three people who were there, so here's Carrie Underwood (legs), Kellie Pickler (rack), and Taylor Swift (cold, dead vagina). Based on these pictures, the entire should have been a live feed of Carrie's legs doing various things. Great show, everybody.
47th CMAs
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Carrie Underwood performs at the 47th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Frederick Breedon IV/FilmMagic)
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: Musician Kellie Pickler attends the 47th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Taylor Swift attends the 47th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Larry Busacca/WireImage)
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Carrie Underwood on stage during the 47th annual CMA awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Frederick Breedon IV/FilmMagic)
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Carrie Underwood on stage during the 47th annual CMA awards at the Bridgestone Arena
Featuring: Kellie Pickler
Where: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
When: 07 Nov 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com -
Musician Taylor Swift attends the 47th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Carrie Underwood performs onstage during the 47th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images)
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Taylor Swift attends the 47th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)
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Singer Carrie Underwood attends the 47th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN
Featuring: Kellie Pickler
Where: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
When: 07 Nov 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com -
Taylor Swift attends the 47th annual CMA Awards
(Photo by Larry Busacca/WireImage)
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Carrie Underwood performs onstage during the 47th annual CMA Awards
(Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images)
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Musician Taylor Swift attends the 47th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena
(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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Carrie Underwood performs onstage during the 47th Annual CMA awards
(Photo by Larry Busacca/WireImage)
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47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
When: 06 Nov 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com -
47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
When: 06 Nov 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com -
47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN
Featuring: Kellie Pickler
Where: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
When: 07 Nov 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com -
47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN
Featuring: Kellie Pickler
Where: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
When: 07 Nov 2013
Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
