Being married to Tom Cruise sucked every last bit of hot out of Katie Holmes, and when he was done, he cracked open her bones and sucked the marrow to make sure there wasn't any hot left, but apparently she wants another guy to have sex with her. She's already dating her Mania Days co-star Luke Kirby (I don't know who he is either, sorry), and she and her ovaries have agreed that he's the best candidate. National Enquirer reports:
Lovestruck KATIE HOLMES is telling pals that she wants to be a mom again – and new squeeze Luke Kirby is her dream baby daddy!..“Katie is so ready to start a new chapter of her life, and she wants to make Suri’s dream of becoming a big sister come true,” divulged an insider.“Suri has been pestering Katie for a baby brother or sister for a few years, but Katie and Tom were having such terrible problems that she didn’t want another child.“After she and Tom split last summer, Katie gave up on her baby dream. But since meeting Luke, Katie feels reborn. She’s so ready to start fresh with him and put the past – and Tom – behind her.”
Despite that blockquote sounding like a part of a novel for written for tween girls, I'm not sure how Tom Cruise is going to feel about this. I say "feel" because does Tom Cruise really feel? One of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood is that Tom Cruise stalks and kills homeless people for sport and makes prostitutes wear their skin.
Katie Holmes Pregnant
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"Mania Days" film set featuring Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby in Washington Square Park, New York City, NY. Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 22 May 2013 Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com
"Mania Days" film set featuring Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby in Washington Square Park, New York City, NY. Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 22 May 2013 Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com -
"Mania Days" film set featuring Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby in Washington Square Park, New York City, NY. Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 22 May 2013 Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com
"Mania Days" film set featuring Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby in Washington Square Park, New York City, NY. Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 22 May 2013 Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com -
"Mania Days" film set featuring Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby in Washington Square Park, New York City, NY. Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 22 May 2013 Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com
"Mania Days" film set featuring Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby in Washington Square Park, New York City, NY. Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 22 May 2013 Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com -
Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby filming 'Mania Days' in the fountain of Washington Square Park in New York City Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York, NY, United States When: 21 May 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com
Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby filming 'Mania Days' in the fountain of Washington Square Park in New York City Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York, NY, United States When: 21 May 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby filming 'Mania Days' in the fountain of Washington Square Park in New York City Featuring: Katie Holmes,Luke Kirby Where: New York, NY, United States When: 21 May 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com
Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby filming 'Mania Days' in the fountain of Washington Square Park in New York City Featuring: Katie Holmes,Luke Kirby Where: New York, NY, United States When: 21 May 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby filming 'Mania Days' in the fountain of Washington Square Park in New York City Featuring: Katie Holmes,Luke Kirby Where: New York, NY, United States When: 21 May 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com
Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby filming 'Mania Days' in the fountain of Washington Square Park in New York City Featuring: Katie Holmes,Luke Kirby Where: New York, NY, United States When: 21 May 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby filming 'Mania Days' in the fountain of Washington Square Park in New York City Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York, NY, United States When: 21 May 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com
Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby filming 'Mania Days' in the fountain of Washington Square Park in New York City Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York, NY, United States When: 21 May 2013 Credit: TNYF/WENN.com -
"Mania Days" film set featuring Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby in Washington Square Park, New York City, NY. Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 22 May 2013 Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com
"Mania Days" film set featuring Katie Holmes and Luke Kirby in Washington Square Park, New York City, NY. Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 22 May 2013 Credit: Joel Ginsburg/WENN.com
