Still trying to convince themselves that the $3M was money well spent, Weight Watchers filmed another commercial with Jessica Simpson, this time technically showing her whole body. You know, except for the unbuttoned shirt and the strategically placed camera. In the video, Jessica says she lost “over 50 pounds!”, but she reportedly weighed 170 pounds when she was pregnant. Look, I’m not Jewish, but if my math is correct, I’m supposed to believe that she weighs less than 120 pounds now. I’m pretty sure the only way that’s possible is if you chop off her head and one or more of her legs.
