Miley looks bangin. Her boobies brought me back.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 21, 2012
Apparently I missed a lot last night, because here’s Miley Cyrus quite possibly looking the hottest she’s ever looked. Ever. Also, boobies. I bet you’re asking yourself, “But, Todd? Are you saying you would have sex with Miley Cyrus?” Why, yes. Yes I would. Thank you so much for asking.
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LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 20: Singer Miley Cyrus arrives at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 20, 2012 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for ABC)
