Look, I love tits as much as anyone (actually more because my mother breastfed me until I was four. Overshare? She was a hippie, what are you gonna do?), but only a woman would think that bags of fat with nipples on them are so perfect that they need to be covered in diamonds. With that being said, here’s Miranda Kerr unveiling Victoria’s Secret $3.2 million, 142-carat Fantasy Treasure bra in New York on Tuesday. And girl’s get upset when I put a bowtie on my dick. I can’t help if my penis is refined.
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