Eight months after giving birth to her first child with Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr is back on the runway looking noticeably different. And by “noticeably different” I mean “her tits have doubled in size”. Which is great, because women with small tits can’t be taken seriously. So, ladies, if breast augmentation is out of your price range, there’s always lactating. “What now, haters?”, God was overheard saying in the audience.
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