Say what you want about country music, but I’d gladly spend a couple hundred at iTunes on songs about tire swings by the river and teardrops on guitars if it meant my penis could get a VIP tour of Carrie Underwood’s and Taylor Swift’s cervix. I’d split Taylor Swift’s skinny ass like I was trying to win a lumberjack contest.
The Lincoln Lawyer Season 3 ended on a cliffhanger, leaving fans of the Netflix series wanting more. While the streaming…
