I have no idea why I’m not gay, because if I was I could be chillin on the couch while Miranda Kerr prances around in her bra and panties and throws her legs on me backstage at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I could probably get away with it for a while, but it might get a little awkward when I turn into Multiple Miggs at some point.
Katy Perry has officially entered the “143” era with the release of her new album. Besides her fresh music, the…
