Kelly Brook and her insane body attended the UK premiere of The Ugly Truth yesterday, and while you look at these pictures, please keep in mind that Katherine Heigl is a big movie star and looks like this in real life yet Kelly Brook is in movies with Billy Zane and mutant piranhas and looks like this. Hey, God. Fuck you.

Julia Fox has never been the one to shy away from pulling off eccentric looks on the red carpet, and…