That’s right. The girl most of us have watched have sex has pushed two children through that money-maker. [ICYDK]
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal continue to enjoy their paid vacation as the Monsters & Aliens press tour hits France. [LaineyGossip]
The Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson weekend standoff produced the same caliber of footage from onlookers as more important press disasters like, I dunno, most anything. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]
Nicole Scherzinger See Through Dress cannot be easily anagram’d. I tried. It wasn’t funny. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]
Sarah Jessica Parker is filming in Manhattan again, this time for a movie and with a horrible hairstyle. [ImNotObsessed]
Zac Efron has some arty/dirty modeling pictures and I wasn’t paying attention until I saw one had a female nipple in it. Which really boils down to me nipple-gazing, and you know some Efron accidentally snuck in there. I’m disturbed. [JustJared]
“Diddy Commits Twitter Suicide” is a funny title and all until you realize Diddy Tweeted his actual suicide. [Popisms]
Spent some time looking at cute college girls and spent way too much time wishing I could meet Stephie from Somerville, MA. [CollegeHumor]