Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK]
Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left smirking…[LaineyGossip]
Vanessa Hudgen’s crack is already starting to peek out, and it’s only Thursday. Her crack is like the Punxsutawney Phil of the weekend. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]
Tyra Banks and Oprah Winfrey have really latched on to this Chris Brown/Rihanna thing. [FadedYouthBlog]
Lily Allen got angry at the paparazzi. This happens so frequently that I’m starting to think it’s synced her menstrual cycle. Because I’m a guy, and that’s what I’m conditioned to blame things on. [ImNotObsessed]
Someone has came up with a crazy conspiracy theory that Lindsay Lohan is naming her legging lines and spray-tanning products after sexual positions. It’s either a sex-crazed teenager or Jeff Goldbum. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]
Miley Cyrus has a heart condition that could cause her to drop dead at ANY MOMENT! And Abe Vigoda lives on. There is justice in the universe. [FatBackMedia]
