Eva Longoria is in a Bikini

There’s speculation now that Eva Longoria might be pregnant because of these pictures of her in Portofino, Italy yesterday, but let’s try to remember that she’s been married for a while. And she’s like 3’1.” The only way happy, secure short chicks could put on weight faster is if a horse fell on them. It just happens like that. I’m not saying she’s not pregnant, I’m just saying I don’t care. So, let’s not get too excited, because to reiterate, you’re talking about a Mexican chick being pregnant. When you’ve gotten over that shock, maybe you can relay your utter surprise of finding out that gas is expensive or that clouds are fluffy.