There’s speculation now that Eva Longoria might be pregnant because of these pictures of her in Portofino, Italy yesterday, but let’s try to remember that she’s been married for a while. And she’s like 3’1.” The only way happy, secure short chicks could put on weight faster is if a horse fell on them. It just happens like that. I’m not saying she’s not pregnant, I’m just saying I don’t care. So, let’s not get too excited, because to reiterate, you’re talking about a Mexican chick being pregnant. When you’ve gotten over that shock, maybe you can relay your utter surprise of finding out that gas is expensive or that clouds are fluffy.
An update shows that the Jennings Creek wildfire has burned 5,000 acres of land on the New Jersey and New…
