Megan Fox was featured in something called Pawprint magazine this month in which she posed with all of her pets. Her pets being a fox (get it?!), a bengal cat, a parrot, and a pig. Uh, what the hell? How am I supposed to sneak in her house and dress up in her clothes now? I’m trying to take pictures of her while she sleeps, not go to a petting zoo. Quite frankly, I don’t think Megan has thought this through at all.
NHC is tracking these three systems.