Besides the fact that he’s hitting this, punching Justin Timberlake in his vagina seems like a reasonable reaction in just about every possible scenario. Like last night, when he introduced Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony, where he threw a thinly-veiled insult at one of his famous ex-girlfriends. Us Magazine reports:
She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience” Timberlake said. “Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn.”…Timberlake punctuated his remarks with, “The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple.”
Man, that was hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the fact that Justin Timberlake’s next album cover should be a picture of Justin kneeling in between Michael Jackson and Timbaland. And Michael Jackson and Timbaland should be unzipping their pants. You know, just to clear up any misunderstandings Justin’s fans might have.
Justin Timberlake before he heard Thriller: