Christina Aguilera has been keeping it together since she’s been pregnant because of her kick ass rack, but she should probably take a minute and ask her makeup artist why he hates her. Only clowns and dead people wear this much makeup. Maybe her real face has dragon scales or fur, because that would be the only way I’d encourage the use of clay as your foundation.
Jennifer Lopez is all about business, and revenge dressing amid the Ben Affleck divorce drama apparently echoes the same sentiment.…