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Does anyone else make that involuntary ugly-face which makes fun of Britney before you get the chance to mentally digest and properly deal with pictures, like this, of her? Because I do. And I also make a sound which goes something like this … “Dar hurr nEEErrfuer braEERRR, snort, screech!” when I look at her. So according to the people in my house and those who live within a four block vicinity of me, Britney Spears is a nuisance and should be fined. Don’t blame me. It’s that 70 year old down the street’s fault. He’s one of the dudes who sits at the intimidating, made out of a 700 year old tree table at the HOA meetings, and reminds me I should start checking my mail before it starts spilling out of the box and into the street, and my 3 square feet front lawn is not where the washing machine goes. Fuck you, commie. Stupid old guy.
Pop sensation Taylor Swift is currently making waves around the world due to her ongoing Eras Tour. The 34-year-old artist…