Pizza Bras and Pizza Bikinis Have Us Excited About Summer and Processed Carbs

May 8, 2017

Photo: Instagram

It will never again be summer without hashtags like #pizzabra or #pizzabikini, and we can’t decide if that’s the best thing ever or the most pathetic. It’s definitely hot, though. When it comes to Instagram, bikinis and summer fun, we know that pizza is the glue that brings all these wonderful things together. So why not combine all of them into one sexy Instagram collage of hot babes in pizza bras and bikinis? Smart. It’s almost as smart (and hot) as Nina Agdal using pizza emojis in the sexiest way possible.

Enjoy some sexy photos of hot Instagram girls with pizza covering up those blasting nips, sweaty boobs and sandy crotches. If these processed carbs don’t get you excited about summer, you might as well stick your head where the sun don’t shine.

Pizza Bras and Pizza Bikinis Have Us Excited About Summer and Processed Carbs

A post shared by Marquee Beer Market & Stage (@marqueeyyc) on Jun 16, 2015 at 1:43pm PDT

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A post shared by SuperHeroes_Pizza (@superheroes_pizza) on Nov 15, 2016 at 7:26am PST

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A post shared by Stephanie Farrar (@flotsamfreak) on Oct 22, 2016 at 6:56am PDT

A post shared by Whitney (@whitmiss) on Jan 18, 2016 at 5:27pm PST

#pizzabikini

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If you liked that first photo, here’s the zoom out. You’re welcome.

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Matt Branham is the Editor-in-Chief at Mandatory. A Los Angeles-based author, originally from Illinois. A man of metaphors, challenging the norm and going against everything you believe, one of Mandatory's original writers. Whether music or movies, TV or taboo, he's always writing, mostly in alliterations. His latest book "Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off" was released in 2016, following "Feeling Out of Shorts." Stick around for more from this big hat wearing, topsy turvy troubadour.