Photo: Instagram/Piper Kennedy
It’s a brand new year, which means it’s a brand new you, or perhaps the same old you with new hot girls to stalk on Instagram in 2017. You get to enjoy some of the most bodacious blondes, sexiest brunettes and, of course, red hot redheads. Let’s just keep it civil this year, as in no misogynistic comments, Trump tirades or any of that Meryl Streep bashing the tweeters seem to enjoy so much. It’s Instagram, folks, where beautiful people brag about smoothies and trips to Bali, and ugly people cleverly curate their lives to look less miserable.
It’s a brand new world with a brand new president. It becomes a little more of the norm to stalk people on Instagram with each passing year. All you have to do is look at sexy photos of sexy girls, add their username, follow and eventually drunk message until they block you. If you think about it, it’s really an honor when a girl with more than 100k followers takes the time out of her busy schedule to block you. You should be so lucky! But follow responsibly, lest we have to get out the hose (again).